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《酷夏又至》

發布時間:2018-02-17 07:14 類別:戀愛部落

  夏季六月末,天氣[TianQi]一下子找到了去年夏天的酷熱記憶,熱的沸沸揚揚,熱的讓人每個細胞都需要空調。    才清晨7點,明晃晃的太陽就升的老高了,又一波熱度開始在空氣中漫溢開來。出門晨練,在刺眼的陽光下只走了一小會,顆顆汗珠就止不住的從額頭滾落。    我是個多汗之人,一路走著去上班,剛進入機關大樓遇見美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi],她一見我面就說道:“下雨了?天氣[TianQi]變化這么快?”    坐在舒適的空調室內,望著窗外火爐般的世界[ShiJie],我頭腦中想找一句有深度的句子形容這炎熱,無奈才疏學淺,只好借用偉人的文采了——“天氣[TianQi]是如此炎熱,仿佛星星之火就會燎原!”    中午下班,和美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi]結伴而行。一出機關大門,熱浪撲面而來,人行道地磚被曬得滾燙滾燙的。我吐著舌頭喘氣,情難自已的喊了聲“熱啊!”,視線一旁的美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi]說:“你們男人根本沒有資格喊熱!你們帶上胸罩試試[ShiShi]!你們把頭發糊在脖子上試試[ShiShi]!你們墊姨媽巾試試!你們還有臉喊熱,你們是身在福中不知福!”美女[MeiNv]同事[TongShi]一席話說的我老臉一熱,現在的女人真是什么話都敢說。我看看自己豐碩的胸脯,又看了看她的,心里不禁說:“我和你還真是有代溝啊。”    我是個胖紙,瘦子們輕易體會不了我們這個群體面對夏天的難受。我覺得胖紙在夏天最有意思的QQ簽名是:躺在夏天熾熱的懷抱里,我不停地變換著姿勢,卻始終沒能學會平靜。    一頭大汗的吃完午飯,趕緊躺上床午休。就做夢了:夢里的水真清涼啊,七仙女湖中洗澡,我看不到著急得直流鼻血!這時唐僧嚴肅地朝湖面喊:施主,小心鱷魚啊!七仙女一絲不掛飛奔上岸。    醒來,回憶著夢境,我又開始感嘆:領導的智商簡直無法超越啊!    又沿著人行道林蔭走著去上班。空中沒有[MeiYou]一絲云,沒有[MeiYou]一點風,路邊的樹木像病了似的,穿衣打扮枝條一動也不動,葉子蔫巴巴病懨懨的。小鳥與知了,都不知躲藏到什么地方去了,世界[ShiJie]倒熱的安靜!    這時電話響了,是居住在鄉下的初中同學打來的,說明天進城辦事,一并來看看我。電話里我哈哈大笑:“來吧,來吧,我們這里正上演《全城熱死》,這高溫天氣敢來的,絕對是生死之交。”  The summer in late June,The weather suddenly found last summer heat memory,Hot all,Hot every cell needs air conditioning.    Before 7 a.m.,The bright sun will rise high,A wave of heat began in air transportation.Go out morning exercise,In the dazzling sunlight only away for a moment,Sings his sweat was started from the forehead tumble.    I'm a man of sweat,Walked all the way to work,Just coming into the office building to meet colleagues,She said at the sight of my face:“It's raining?The weather changes so fast?”    In air-conditioned indoor comfort,Looked at the fire outside the window of the world,I want to find a deep in the mind of the sentence to describe the heat,But pretty,Had to borrow a great gift——“The weather is so hot,As if a single spark can start a prairie fire!”    Work at noon,Goes hand in hand and beauty colleagues.An organ,Heat waves rush,The pavement floor tile was scalding hot.My tongue gasp,The cry's own“Hot!!”,One side of the beauty colleague said:“You men have no qualification to shout hot!You wear a bra to try!Try you paste the hair around the neck!Try your aunt mat towel!Do you have shouted hot face,You are a body to know when they are!”I face a hot beauty colleagues words said,Now the woman is really dare to say anything.I look at your fruitful breast,Looked at her again,In the mind can not help but say:“You and I also have a generation gap.”    I'm a fat paper,The thin man can't easily understand we face this group the uncomfortable in the summer.I feel fat paper is one of the most interesting QQ signature in the summer:Lying in the hot summer arms,I kept changing position,But always failed to learn to calm.    A head of sweat after lunch,To lie to lunch.Just dreaming:Dream of the water is really cool,They have to take a bath in the lake,I can't see hurry dc nosebleed!Then gravely,tang's monk shout towards the lake:donor,Be careful crocodile!!They have run naked shore.    Wake up,Remembering the dream,I began to sigh:Leadership IQ can't surpass!    Tree-lined walk down the sidewalk to go to work again.Not a cloud in the sky,No wind,The roadside trees as if he were ill,Branches did not move,Leaves wither baba wan.The birds and cicadas,Hiding all don't know where to go,Pour hot world quiet!    When the phone rang,It was from the junior middle school students living in the country,Said the city tomorrow,Together to look at me.The phone I laughed:“Come on,Come on,We are here[The whole city hot dead],Dare to the high temperature weather,Is the difference between life and death.”

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